Look, it's sausage of Denny's Grand Slams!
sausage, of Denny's Grand Slams, up in lights!

Who is Sausage? Well, he’s complicated. You see, it’s hard living in the shadow of Bacon, America’s favorite breakfast side. And sometimes his insecurities get the best of him. But we can’t hold that against him. For a guy who can be a little spicy at times, he’s ultimately a good person. Err… food item.

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You wanna piece of me? Be careful, I’m spicy.

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Sausage lets the wind blow through his, um, hair, while he contemplates the mysteries of life.

Sausage lets the wind blow through his, um, hair, while he contemplates the mysteries of life.

Bacon told Sausage that if he wants to get women, he should learn to play a musical instrument. Unfortunately, Bacon never specified which musical instrument.

Bacon told Sausage that if he wants to get women, he should learn to play a musical instrument. Unfortunately, Bacon never specified which musical instrument.

You can’t prank someone as positive as Pancake. They’ll just find some optimistic spin to put on a joke that was made very much at their own expense. It’s annoying.

You can’t prank someone as positive as Pancake. They’ll just find some optimistic spin to put on a joke that was made very much at their own expense. It’s annoying.

It’s not a diary. Sausage is a man, and when men write down their thoughts and feelings, we call it a journal. Then we steal it and post it online.

It’s not a diary. Sausage is a man, and when men write down their thoughts and feelings, we call it a journal. Then we steal it and post it online.

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